THE LITTLE D0G, (_astonished at not hearing the chorus of admirationthat everywhere greets her, is reciting_--)

I'm the darling little dog, so beautiful! I weigh only one pound, elevenounces, my collar is of gold, my ears of yellow satin, lined with shinyrubber, my nails are polished like the beaks of little birds. (_Catchingsight of_ T0BY-D0G.) 0h!--someone--(_silence_). He's rathergood-looking.

(_They ogle and strut_.)

T0BY-D0G