THE MISTRESS. Do you remember that ugly brown-stone statue of St.Antonio by the bridge in Sorrento? He must have been a coarse saint,patron of pigs as he was, but I don't know any one anywhere, or thehomely stone image of one, so loved by the people.

0UR NEXT D00R. Ugliness being trump, I wonder more people don't win.Mandeville, why don't you get up a "centwelveary" of Socrates, and putup his statue in the Central Park? It would make that one of Lincolnin Union Square look beautiful.

THE PARS0N. 0h, you'll see that some day, when they have a museumthere illustrating the "Science of Religion."