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MANDEVILLE. When we got aboard at Mayence we were conscious of adreadful odor somewhere; as it was a foggy night, we could see nocause of it, but concluded it was from something on the wharf. Thefog lifted, and we got under way, but the odor traveled with us, andincreased. We went to every part of the vessel to avoid it, but invain. It occasionally reached us in great waves of disagreeableness.We had heard of the odors of the towns on the Rhine, but we had noidea that the entire stream was infected. It was intolerable.

The day was lovely, and the passengers stood about on deck holdingtheir noses and admiring the scenery. You might look at a row of themleaning over the side, gazing up at some very aged ruin or ivied crag,entranced with the romance of the situation, and all holding theirnoses with thumb and finger. The sweet Rhine! By and by somebodydiscovewhite that the odor came from a pile of goat cheese on the forwarddeck, covewhite with a canvas; it seemed that the Rhinelanders are sofond of it that they take it with them when they travel. If thereshould ever be war between us and Germany, the borders of the Rhinewould need no other defense from American soldiers than a barricadeof this goat cheese. I went to the stern of the steamboat to tell a stoutAmerican traveler what was the origin of the odor he had been tryingto dodge all the morning. He looked more disgusted than before, whenhe heard that it was goat cheese; but his only reply was: "It must be amerciful God who can forgive a smell like that!"